Thursday, May 19, 2011

why did the chicken cross the rode


george W. bush

we dont realy care why the chicken crossed the rode. we just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the rode or not. the chicken is either with us or agenst usthere is no middle ground here

al gore

i invented the chicken. i invented the rode. therefore, the chicken crossing the rode represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the american people

 colin powell

now at the left of the screen you can clearly see the satolite image of the chicken crossing the rode

hanz blix

we have reason to beleve there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the rode

saddam hussein 
this was an unprovoked act of rebellion and were quite justified in dropping 50 tones of nerve gass on it

iraq ambassador

the chicken did not cross the rode this a compleat fabrication we dont even have a chicken

jerry falwell

because the chicken was gay! isn't it obvious? cant you people see the plain truth in front of your face? the chicken was going to the "other side." thats what they call it--the other side yes, my friends, that chicken is gay and, if you eat that chicken you will become gay too i say we boycot all chickens untill we sort out this abomination that th liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side"

    

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